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You Know You’re White Trash When…

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  1. mgumby says:

    Fucking eh lol

  2. Claysen Powers says:

    Wow this woman really seems like white trash. My friend has an ex boyfriend that really reminds me of her. He is the trashiest man on the planet. He got fellatio from a feral rat (twice) lied to her and told her it never happened which led to that RAT attacking her face. He then proceeded to take her virginity and date her for 5 more months. He is a piece of literal shit. He also belongs in a nut house. This website is extremely inspiring to all of us out here who have been fucked over by large pieces of white trash. Thank you for having the courage to speak up about the disgusting pieces of trash that take up air and space on this planet we call earth.

  3. Guest says:

    This has me laughing out loud. Too funny. I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re the one behind dontevenreply.com You’re awesome!

  4. ChangedPerspective says:

    I can agree with everything else, but I would like to address a couple stances in your claims that you should reconsider.

    “You consider $50 a lot for a pair of shoes…”

    If you’re paying full price for designer shoes, you’re a fool. I find a man who knows how to save more valuable and distinguished over a “man” who thinks paying full price will earn him respect somehow. There’s many ways to get current fashion in the right brands for up to half the original price.

    “You start every day with [insert mood altering substance here]…

    This is completely vague and nonsensical. This could include coffee, tea, or even an apple (which has been shown to wake you up as well as coffee). This doesn’t make anyone white trash, it makes you human. Hell, even sugar sets off the same parts of your brain as meth does. Anyone who says they’ve never formed an addiction to anything in their life is a liar. Just because something is legal, it doesn’t make it less of an addiction.

    “You think having gone to community college or a for profit “university” automatically makes you not white trash…”

    For someone who wants to accuse their ex of being a racist, you just put down the majority of the American population who is an A) Minority and B) have families who can’t afford university tuition. Adam Connover discusses this briefly in his show here when he talks about how companies screw people over: https://youtu.be/S35X8lGxGPI at the 1:58 mark

    Community colleges offer valuable education to those that don’t have daddy’s money to waste on being an aspiring DJ. Our local community college is now offering bachelor’s degrees. The best thing you could do is complete your basics at a CC and THEN transfer to a university for your major to save money, if you’re smart with money, that is.

    • Fox says:

      The cost of a pair of shoes is not about fashion or style. It’s about quality. $50 is not a lot for a pair of adult shoes. But trashy people generally don’t know about, or appreciate quality products.

      The starting every day with [insert mood altering substance here] point refers to “mood altering substances”, just as the statement says. Coffee, tea, and fruits are not mood altering substances. Marijuana, cocaine, alcohol and crystal meth are mood altering substances.

      You’re missing the point about going to community college not automatically making you not white trash. Trashy people have the belief that just because they went to a college that automatically proves they’re not trashy. You can be educated and still be trashy.

      • ChangedPerspective says:

        -Yes, you can be educated and still trashy, I agree.

        -My point was you can get those $50 quality shoes for a better price if you’re money savvy. I only spent $30 on quality Vans for my child that were originally that much each originally. I also find $50 for ONE pair of shoes alone ridiculous. That doesn’t make me white trash.

        – please tell me how coffee and tea don’t affect people’s moods and behaviors. I thought that was the point in consuming them, no? Sugar can affect mood and behaviors. The point was faulting people for a thing all humans deal with, regardless of income, status, etc, is wrong.

        • Fox says:

          On the cost of shoes: fair enough. Personally, my Doc Martens usually run about $150 – $200 a pair, but to each their own, I suppose.

          Caffeine doesn’t “alter” a person’s mood – it merely increases your heart rate and mental alertness. Mood altering substances, such as illicit drugs and alcohol, warp your judgement and impair your motor skills. Nobody’s life ever went down the drain due to excessive coffee/tea consumption. I, personally, love Starbucks coffee and wouldn’t want to imagine life without it. Caffeine is definitely physically addictive, and the withdrawal headaches are a bitch, but I’ve never heard of a case of somebody’s caffeine addiction causing them to make poor choices or neglect their children.

          On a side note, the 4 years I spent in custody, I was constantly around chronic drug users – be it marijuana, meth, heroin, cocaine – but the only group that obsessed over their drug of choice, that refused to acknowledge their drug use may have had anything at all to do with their downfall, the only group that consistently proclaimed that as soon as they got out they were going to “smoke a fat blunt”, was the pot users. At least the meth and heroin users had enough sense to realize their drug use had fucked them up. A lot of people say marijuana is a harmless drug, but my own experience being around chronic users and growing up with a pothead mother, would argue otherwise.

        • Fox says:

          Also, keep in mind, I’m saying having a few traits from the list doesn’t necessarily mean a person is white trash – but the more traits one has, the more likely they are trashy. Though a few items, in particular, like the tattoo on the finger, well, that alone is a pretty good indicator that a person is pretty trashy.

          • ChangedPerspective says:

            I can’t agree with you that coffee does not alter moods. Have you ever tried to talk to someone that hasn’t had their morning cup or was on the first week of cutting it out of their diet? Coffee contains caffeine and caffeine can be very addictive. Cutting off caffeine causes headaches and short tempter in myself, and I’ve heard and read the same for many others.

            But I guess my point in general is that holding any addiction against someone is unfair since everyone has an addiction at one point in their lives. I can also agree about pot heads living in their own personal echo chamber about how “great” it is. But really that’s just the drugs talking and the affect it has made on the brain. The most annoying and hurtful part about losing my dad to cancer was people trying to convince us that pot would cure him.

            • Fox says:

              I agree with you that caffeine is very addictive. I also agree with the rest of the statements in your comment.

              Perhaps, we’ll say then, rather than meaning *any* addictive or mood altering substance, the particular point in the post shall refer, specifically, to marijuana (honestly, that’s really what I was alluding to anyway – I just didn’t want to give the impression I was saying that waking up with a joint is trashy but waking up with a line of coke is dignified).

              And just for the record: I don’t use any illicit drugs. When I was young (in my twenties), I did a lot of partying, so I’m no stranger to it all, but that was a lifetime ago.

  5. doug king says:

    How about my loser sister whom blew an inheritance that would literally afford her a new house clear title. She also has three dogs. For drinking water they get to use her toilet. Animal abuse if you ask me

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