I Am the Monster Under Your Bed!

In 2017, I testified at my ex-husband's (Patrick Fox) criminal harassment trial. I testified over the course of four days and in that testimony I committed no less than 230 instances of perjury. There were at least 81 lies which both the prosecutor and the defense lawyer knew were false. They said nothing about it. Fox was convicted and sent to prison for 3 years and 10 months.

In February 2016, I went on the news media, crying about this website ruining my life. I claimed everything on this website was "all lies". I insisted I wasn't a drug addict, a child abuser, and I was never a stripper. The news reported everything from my persective. You all felt so bad for me and attacked Fox. He was splashed all over the news and the internet. The news and all of you took to calling this a "revenge website", but it never occurred to any of you that "revenge" would mean I must have done something against him first. Otherwise, it's not revenge.

I know, you're probably thinking "But it wasn't abduction. He was your son." Yeah, sure, whatever!

The fact is, I split when he was a year-and-a-half, then had no contact with him for the next nine years. Fox raised him all that time, with no involvement from me. Then, when he was ten years old, I popped back into his life for two brief, weekend visits. Then disappeared again for a few more months. Then showed up, out of the blue, with no notice, grabbed him from his home in Los Angeles and fled to Arizona with him, suddenly ripping him away from all the people he considered his family, to live in a new environment, surrounded by strangers. And I did this with absolutely no concern or consideration for how that might affect him.

When I did that I was not his "mother" - I was a stranger. He had no bond with me. Didn't know me from Adam. If that's not child abuse I don't know what is.

And I am so narcissistic and self-absorbed that after abducting him, on the drive from LA to Phoenix, I actually posted to my Facebook Timeline, saying "a big Thank You to the universe for always bringing what should be. My beautiful son Gabriel has finally come home to live." Finally come home to live! Like it was his choice. Yep, in my mind I am incapable of distinguishing between abducting a child, and that child "coming to live with me".

When I appeared in the news media I swore Fox's claims I was a drug addict were false. I'm not a drug addict!

But then, when I testified at Fox's trial, I actually admitted that indeed, I am a drug addict. I voluntarily requested and accepted "prop 200" deferred prosecution for my marijuana possession charge in 2011/2012.

I know, you're thinking "Weed? Fuck off, weed is not a big deal. And besides, it's legal now." Mmm, but it wasn't legal when I started using it in the '90s, or through the 2000s while I continued using it. And, it being legal is so completely irrelevant. Alcohol is legal, but if you're washing your breakfast down with vodka you got a problem. Glue is legal, but if you're sniffing it to get high you've got serious fucking problems! Legal! HA!

You know what the first thing I do is when I wake up in the morning? I smoke weed. And you know what I do before I go to bed? I smoke weed. And you know what I do throughout the day, when the weed I smoked earlier starts wearing off? I smoke more weed. So, in other words, do you know when I'm not high? Never! When I'm driving my car on the freeway ... I'm high. When I'm at work ... high. You know what that's called? Being a motherfucking drug addict, bitches!

And, of course, let us not forget about the ecstasy and meth. Those aren't legal, but that has certainly not stopped me from partaking.

One of the claims Fox made on the website, which I vehemently denied and which the news media made a big deal about was that I used to be a stripper. And you all hated him for saying such horrible lies about me.

Except that one time I was actually arrested at the strip club, while I was working ... as a stripper! So Fox published that police report which, unfortunately, kind of proves that I was actually a stripper and that I was lying to you all, in the news media. And, at Fox's trial, I admitted on the witness stand that, in fact, yes, I had been a stripper TR 2017-06-15 p34l34-38.

It's amazing how many lies I can get caught in and still you people continue to believe and support me.

In 2016, after Fox was arrested and denied bail on the criminal harassment charge, I created a GoFundMe campaign, begging all you swell people for money to help me "hide all my public records" and end the "years of debilitating harassment and abuse [at] the hands of" that bad, bad man Patrick Fox.

A few of you actually sent me money for that purpose. One kind, and achingly gullible person even wrote "I'll be praying for you, I nearly cried when I read your story on jezebel." It's so much fun getting people's sympathy and support based on nothing more than the fantasies and lies I concoct in my own narcissistic mind.

Then, at Fox's trial, I admitted on the witness stand, that I actually used that money for other purposes. Turns out "hiding" your public records isn't even a real thing (hence the term "public" records). There sure are some gullible and misguided people out there (e.g. 100% of Jezebel.com's audience).

Why am I admitting all this now? Because it won't make a difference either way. You'll still support me and you'll continue to vilify Fox. So many people really are that painfully stupid. I've admitted to defrauding the public with my GoFundMe campaign and you still supported me. I've admitted that everything I've said, and every allegation I made against Fox, was all false and you still supported me. I've admitted all my tears and my claims of being afraid for my safety from Fox were all false, and still you supported me - and sent Fox to prison. Ha! You people are almost as fucked up as I am.