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Desiree Capuano
2600 Ina Rd, Apt 163
Tucson, AZ     85741
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Legal Shit

Over the years I've had so many legal issues - criminal charges, domestic violence charges, drug cases, divorce, child custody...I mean, holy fuck, right?

In this section of the website, I've compiled all of the documents of all of the court cases I've had over the years, as well as every police report that I've ever been a subject in. Though, admittedly, it's not yet complete - there are still more police reports coming in and more court documents to be received. As they arrive, and we find time, we will publish here.

Court Cases

The table below contains a list of all of the known court cases I've been involved in. Each case includes multiple documents so there is a separate page for each - which will contain all of the actual documents from that case. Click the "Case Title" link of the case to open it's page.

  • Criminal Case for Nudity in an Alcoholic Establishment
    Date: 1999

    Court:
    Pinellas County Circuit Court
    Case No.:
    9928498MOANO
    Description:

    The case for the time I was arrested for being a stripper in a club that serves alcohol.

  • Criminal Case for Being Under the Influence in A Public Place
    Date: 2000

    Court:
    Los Angeles County Superior Court
    Case No.:
    SM 0SM00882
    Description:

    This is the time I was caught being high and hallucinating on the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica.

  • Date: 2001

    Court:
    Los Angeles County Superior Court
    Case No.:
    YD042145
    Description:

    The first California family court case, for divorce and child custody. This was filed by Fox.

  • Family Court with Michael Capuano
    Date: 2010

    Court:
    Maricopa County Superior Court
    Case No.:
    FC2010-001422
    Description:

    Divorce, child custody, child support case between me, Michael, and our son.

  • Date: 2011

    Court:
    Maricopa County Superior Court
    Case No.:
    FC2011-093719
    Description:

    Child custody, child support, and divorce case from the time I abducted mine and Fox's son and tried to get custody of him by whisking him to Arizona.

  • Date: 2011

    Court:
    Los Angeles Superior Court
    Case No.:
    TD035397
    Description:

    Divorce, child custody, child support case between me, Fox, and our son.

  • Possession of Marijuana Case
    Date: 2012

    Court:
    Maricopa County Superior Court
    Case No.:
    CR2012-103751
    Description:

    Criminal charge for possession of marijuana.

  • Annulment of Marriage to Fox
    Date: 2014

    Court:
    Maricopa County Superior Court
    Case No.:
    FN2014-001201
    Description:

    My attempt to annul my marriage to Fox. The annulment was granted, but there was already a pending dissolution of marriage in California, so it's unclear whether that annulment is actually valid.

  • Date: 2015

    Court:
    Sahuarita Municipal Court
    Case No.:
    CV2015-00024 / CV2015-00024
    Description:

    Mine and James' restraining orders against Fox.

    Comments:

  • Date: 2016

    Court:
    B.C. Supreme Court (Canada)
    Case No.:
    27178 / 244069-2-KC
    Description:

    I charged Fox with criminal harassment based on our email correspondence and this website - he was convicted and sentenced to 3 years and 10 months in prison. I committed more than 230 instances of perjury in my 4 days of testimony; the defense lawyer colluded with the prosecutor to suppress critical evidence, and to suborn my perjurious testimony. There's proof here that I was lying about everything and that the RCMP and the prosecutors new I was full of shit, but they prosecuted Fox anyway.

    Comments:

Police Reports

The following table contains every police report we've obtained, so far, where I, or one of my fiancés/husbands (i.e. Kristopher Lauchner and Michael Capuano) are referenced as a subject.

The reason for including reports about my fiancés/husbands is to show the kind of men I habitually get into serious relationships with; who I put my child around; who I consider to be the best possible role models for my teenage sons.

Click the link on the case number to access the actual police report.

  • 1999 - Arrest: Nudity in Alcohol Establishment

    Date:
    1999-09-17
    Agency:
    Pinellas County Sheriff's Office
    Location:
    Clearwater, FL
    PDF:
    Description:
    My arrest for "Nudity in Alcohol Establishment". That is, being a stripper in an establishment that serves alcohol.
  • 2000 - Arrest: Being Under the Influence in a Public Place

    Date:
    2000-03-13
    Agency:
    Santa Monica Police
    Location:
    Santa Monica, CA
    PDF:
    Description:
    The time I was arrested, on the Third Street Promenade, in Santa Monica, for being high in public. This is the arrest that subsequently lead to me being sent to the psych hospital.
  • 2004 - Arrest: Shoplifting (Kristopher)

    Date:
    2004-01-17
    Agency:
    Scottsdale Police
    Location:
    Scottsdale, AZ
    PDF:
    Description:
    Kristopher's arrest for shoplifting, stealing a car, fleeing the police, and possession of heroin.
  • 2004 - Arrest: Auto Theft; Possession of Meth (Kristopher)

    Date:
    2014-01-23
    Agency:
    Scottsdale Police
    Location:
    Scottsdale, AZ
    PDF:
    Description:
    Kristopher's arrest for stealing a car, and possession of crystal meth.
  • 2005 - Domestic Disturbance (Me and Michael)

    Date:
    2005-09-12
    Agency:
    Pinellas County Sheriff's Office
    Location:
    Dunedin, FL
    PDF:
    Description:
    Report of domestic disturbance between me and Michael. By the time the police arrived Michael had hopped in the shower and washed off the blood.
  • 2005 - Burglary of Mine and Michael's Home

    Date:
    2005-11-30
    Agency:
    Pinellas County Sheriff's Office
    Location:
    Dunedin, FL
    PDF:
    Description:
    Report of a burglary to mine and Michael's apartment. We claimed a laptap and a Nintendo Game Cube were stolen.
  • 2011 - Passing Counterfeir Currency, Fraud, Forgery (Kristopher)

    Date:
    2011-09-16
    Agency:
    Scottsdale Police
    Location:
    Scottsdale, AZ
    PDF:
    Description:
    Investigation of Kristopher for passing counterfeit US currency, fraud, and forgery, while we were engaged and living together.
  • 2011 - Arrest: Possession of Marijuana

    Date:
    2011-09-27
    Agency:
    Scottsdale Police
    Location:
    Scottsdale, AZ
    Description:
    The time I was arrested for possession of marijuana, in my home, on my son's birthday. The accompanying audio is of the police speaking with Kristopher and myself in our home, then arresting me.
  • 2011 - Arrest: Passing Counterfeit Currency (Kristopher)

    Date:
    2011-11-01
    Agency:
    Scottsdale Police
    Location:
    Scottsdale, AZ
    PDF:
    Description:
    The time my fiancé, Kristopher Lauchner, was arrested for passing counterfeit money and e had my children with him. I had to go to the arrest scene to pick up my children. The police caught me with marijuana in my purse.
  • 2011 - Organized Retail Theft (Kristopher)

    Date:
    2011-11-15
    Agency:
    Scottsdale Police
    Location:
    Scottsdale, AZ
    PDF:
    Description:
    Kristopher's charges for organized retail theft (fraud) at a walmart. He used counterfeit money to by some items, then later returned them for refunds - in order to get real money back. This happened while we were engaged and living together.
  • 2011 - Arrest: Shoplifting (Kristopher)

    Date:
    2011-12-15
    Agency:
    Peoria Police
    Location:
    Peoria, AZ
    Description:
    Yet another arrest for Kristopher Lauchner. This time for shoplifting some petty stuff (mini pool table, some clothes, a blanket), from a Kohl's department store. Apparently, he was Christmas shopping. I'm referenced in this report because the police called me to verify Kristopher's story. This happened while we were living together.
  • 2012 - Investigation, Arrest: Shoplifting an AR-15; Unlawful Possession of a Firearm; Possession of Meth (Kristopher)

    Date:
    2012-09-26
    Agency:
    Glendale Police
    Location:
    Glendale, AZ
    PDF:
    Description:
    The time Kristopher stole an AR-15 and hid it in our house. The police executed a search warrant and find the assault rifle, meth, and marijuana.
    Coming Soon: audio recordings of the police interviews; photos.
  • 2013 - Arrest: Auto Theft; Fleeing Police; Forgery; Shoplifting (Kristopher)

    Date:
    2013-08-23
    Agency:
    Scottsdale Police
    Location:
    Scottsdale, AZ
    PDF:
    Description:
    Kristopher's arrest for stealing a car, fleeing the police, forgery, and shoplifting; he admits to using meth "on a regular basis".
  • 2013 - Investigation, Arrest: Shoplifting (Kristopher)

    Date:
    2013-08-24
    Agency:
    Scottsdale Police
    Location:
    Scottsdale, AZ
    PDF:
    Description:
    Report of Kristopher shoplifting a laptop from the Microsoft Store. He was later arrested and charged with shoplifting.
  • 2013 - Investigation: Passing Counterfeit Currency (Kristopher)

    Date:
    2013-08-23
    Agency:
    Scottsdale Police
    Location:
    Scottsdale, AZ
    PDF:
    Description:
    Report of Kristopher using counterfeit currency to try to pay for items at that same Microsoft Store he had been caught shoplifting a laptop from just a month prior.
  • 2014 - False Harassment Complaint Against Fox

    Date:
    2014-04-18
    Agency:
    Phoenix Police
    Location:
    Phoenix, AZ
    Description:
    The time I filed a harassment complaint against Fox. Nothing came of it.
  • 2015 - False Child Abduction Complaint Against Fox

    Date:
    2015-06-30
    Agency:
    RCMP (Canada)
    Location:
    Burnaby, BC
    Description:
    A false report I filed with the RCMP, claiming Fox was absconding with our son and I had no idea where they were. They were at Fox's home. The report was dismissed as being "unfounded".
  • 2015 - Domestic Assault Complaint by Michael

    Date:
    2015-07-20
    Agency:
    Pinellas County Sheriff's Office
    Location:
    St. Petersburg, FL
    PDF:
    2015-29196
    Photos: 1, 2, 3, 4
    Description:
    One of the times my ex-husband, Michael Capuano, and his new wife got into a very physical fight and our son, Sage, was present. Sage hid in his room and called 911.
  • 2015-2016 - Frivolous Harassment Complaints Against Fox

    Date:
    2015-07-20 - 2016-01-03
    Agency:
    Sahuarita Police
    Location:
    Sahuarita, AZ
    Description:
    Numerous frivolous reports to the Sahuarita Police, by me and James, alleging Fox has been "harassing" us by posting stuff to this website.
  • 2015 - Frivolous Criminal Harassment Complaint Against Fox

    Date:
    2015-07-21
    Agency:
    RCMP (Canada)
    Location:
    Burnaby, BC
    Description:
    The time I filed charges of criminal harassment against Fox. Ultimately, the investigation concluded no harassment had occurred and no crime had been committed.