Kristopher's text messages last night

Kristopher:

I am sorry that you have to be so misguided and infantile in your
efforts.  To begin with, I HAVE requested of you, directly, that you
desist your repeated attempts engage me in communication.  I would think
that the restraining order would be a pretty clear and unequivocal
expression of my desire for you to leave me alone.  Surely you are not
so slow of mind that you did not get that.  If you're going to speak
please, at least, try to say things that are negligibly intelligent.

Second, I do not know what you are referring to with your statement
about letting Liz dictate instructions to me.  That's quite an ill
informed declaration on your part.  But, since your opinion means less
to me than the lint in my pocket you just go ahead and believe what you
would like.  I shall try not to lose any sleep over it.

Third, calling me Dick, well, that's just trite, lacks creativity and
originality and is really quite silly.  Any eight year old knows that
Dick is a variant of Richard, and that "dick" is also a colloquialism
for penis.  It's called a double entendre, and if used in an original or
ironic context then it could actually be amusing - but in this case it's
just quite imbecilic and tired.  I really hope you are not so thick that
you think that would annoy me.  Perhaps I expect too much from you...

Fourth, with respect to your belief that you have the right to continue
your correspondence with me as you have been, and that I have no say in
the matter - you are, again, misinformed.  In California one can seek a
restraining order against a party who is being harassing.  And you, sir,
are being harassing!  The prior restraining order was based on my belief
in there being a credible threat to my and/or Gabriel's safety.  If you
do not immediately desist I will seek such an order from the court,
based on your ongoing harassment.  This serves as my official notice of
intent.

You again allude to me taking some action that is causing Desiree
hardship.  I fail to see exactly what I have done that is causing her
stress.  I would ask you to expound on that topic and to provide
details, however, my desire is for you to leave me alone and mind your
own business.  As the judge at the restraining order hearing clearly
enunciated to you: you have nothing to do with the relations between
Desiree and I; you have no business interfering or getting involved.  If
Desiree wishes to have a relationship with Gabriel then her and I must
tolerate each other.

There is one thing that intrigues me though.  Intelligent people usually
prefer to be around other intelligent people and have little patience
for ignorance or idiocy.  Although I am disappointed in Desiree's
behavior I have steadfastly asserted that she IS a very intelligent
person with significant potential.  So how the hell does she tolerate
you?  It is clear to me (as it would be to ANY person with an IQ over
90) that you have nothing relevant to say and nothing to contribute to
the world.  Doesn't it make you feel small or insignificant being with a
woman that you know is so much smarter and more capable than you?  Maybe
that's why you're so insecure about me (if you weren't you wouldn't
write these driveling emails to me, you would ignore me just like I
ignore you).  Are you worried that one day Desiree is going to realize
that you provide her no intellectual stimulation and that she's bored?
Do you think that maybe, when she gets passed whatever unfounded
loathing she currently has for me that there is a chance her and I may
get back together and you'll lose your meal ticket?

Henceforth, I shall have any messages from you automatically routed to
the trash folder where they shall expire, unread.  And, based on your
grammar and writing style I think I am able to discern between the
messages from you and those from Desiree (she has a broader vocabulary,
better grammar and is able to articulate using words with more than two
syllables).  It must really suck to be you.

I thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Fox

P.S. You will better understand the meaning of the statements in this
message if you read it with a dictionary on hand and take the time to
look up all those big confusing words I've used.  I know that stupid
people often try to get by by simply ignoring the words they don't know
or by trying to determine their meaning from the context they're used in
but I really don't advise that.

Note to Desiree:  I mean no disrespect to you by anything I have stated
herein.  You may notice I am responding to Kristopher's comments.  I did
not initiate this communication with him.  And I did not initiate the
insults (not that his attempts are all that insulting to me - it's kind
of like a paraplegic making fun of the way I run).  Do you really
believe that Kristopher is the best you could do (I'm speaking
intellectually)?