I have been relegated to the status of "moped". My loving boyfriend, James Pendleton, who doesn't mind me moving into his house with my two sons from two different fathers, who doesn't mind me being a slob and never cleaning, who doesn't mind all my nasty, white trash ways, has asked that he not be mentioned at all on this website.
So I'm good enough to fuck and hang around the house with, but not good enough to be publicly associated with! If I was a better person I would say I understand - I mean, he is a decent, upstanding member of the community, he does take an active role in local politics, he does take the occasional government contract. I suppose it wouldn't do to be seen or associated with a an incredibly trashy pothead who proudly proclaims her love of the weed. I suppose it doesn't paint the best picture to be out in public with a skanky, tattooed, chick who looks like here wardrobe is from the thrift store. But then, I'm not a better person!
Any intelligent person would be able to figure out that eventually James is going to have to choose between his normal, decent life, or me and all my drama. If he has any sense at all he'll kick me to curb before it's too late. It's kind of like the Los Angeles Superior Court judge said to Kristopher when Fox applied for a restraining order against him: "When you hook up with a women like this, with children from multiple men, you're accepting ALL the baggage that comes with it." Of course, I'm paraphrasing, but the gist is the same. And what if James were to decide he's not willing to make that level of sacrifice? What of me and my two sons? Well, we don't need to worry about our son - he'll gladly go live with his father in Canada, who I had deported. But Sage (my other son)? It's not like his father, Michael, is able or interested in taking care of Sage. I suppose I can take Sage and go stay with my mother until I find the next man to milk.
Or, maybe, James will choose love. In which case, the quality of his life will gradually diminish until he becomes resentful at having given up so much for a woman who turned out to be nothing more than a facade (ask every man I've ever been with)?
So "no", James, I will not take your name off this site! I will not hide the fact that we're in love! That we live together, as a dedicated, committed couple. Sharing all our secrets. As long as we are together I will proudly display your name on this site. But don't worry, if history is any indication, then the day we split up I will strip every reference to you from my life and protest to the world how you were the biggest mistake I've ever made. THEN you can have your precious reputation back!
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