{"id":97,"date":"2015-10-27T21:21:34","date_gmt":"2015-10-28T04:21:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.desicapuano.com\/blogs\/?p=97"},"modified":"2024-04-23T21:11:36","modified_gmt":"2024-04-24T04:11:36","slug":"finally-fired-from-apollo-group-for-getting-high-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/finally-fired-from-apollo-group-for-getting-high-at-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Fired From Apollo Group for Getting High at Work"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apollo Group finally got fed up with me coming to work high, getting high while at work, attending meetings reeking of weed, being unreliable, forgetting commitments five minutes after making them, and on and on and on.<\/p>\n<p>And now I shall tell everybody the reason I lost my job was because of this website, and thereby gain people&#8217;s pity.  Ah, life is great when reality means nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":162,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/162"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}