{"id":951,"date":"2016-04-09T13:45:43","date_gmt":"2016-04-09T20:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.desicapuano.com\/blogs\/?p=951"},"modified":"2024-04-23T20:53:55","modified_gmt":"2024-04-24T03:53:55","slug":"the-time-i-tried-to-sell-my-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/the-time-i-tried-to-sell-my-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"I Tried To Sell My Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four months after mine and Fox&#8217;s son was born I was having second thoughts about all this parenting bullshit.  I called around, to some adoption agencies, trying to see how much money I could get for him.<\/p>\n<p>Really.  True story.  I actually tried to sell my baby.  I&#8217;m such a sweetheart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":162,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/162"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}