{"id":58,"date":"2015-07-21T08:29:37","date_gmt":"2015-07-21T15:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.desicapuano.com\/blogs\/?p=58"},"modified":"2023-12-27T08:19:25","modified_gmt":"2023-12-27T16:19:25","slug":"ive-had-my-husband-arrested-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/ive-had-my-husband-arrested-again\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve Had My Husband Arrested&#8230;Again!"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fox sent me an email mentioning that he believes my current fiance, James Pendleton, was in violation of his Top Secret Security clearance by being engaged to me.  Fox hinted at that possibility of informing the authorities.  So I called the RCMP and falsely claimed he was harassing me and threatening to kill me.  I told them I&#8217;m afraid for my life because Fox has guns and is able to cross between Canada and the US whenever he wants.<\/p>\n<p>You might be wondering, since I called ICE on Fox to get him deported, then rationalized that by saying I was just doing my duty as a patriotic citizen, then isn&#8217;t Fox also just doing his duty as a patriotic citizen by reporting James?  Haven&#8217;t you figured it out yet?  In my universe, it&#8217;s acceptable for me to cause whatever harm I want to whoever I want, but it&#8217;s <em>not<\/em> acceptable for anyone to even <em>think about<\/em> doing it back to me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":162,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/162"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}