{"id":250,"date":"2016-02-19T21:27:11","date_gmt":"2016-02-20T05:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.desicapuano.com\/blogs\/?p=250"},"modified":"2024-04-23T21:05:03","modified_gmt":"2024-04-24T04:05:03","slug":"the-time-i-let-my-fiance-take-my-children-with-him-to-pass-counterfeit-money-and-he-got-arrested-wth-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/the-time-i-let-my-fiance-take-my-children-with-him-to-pass-counterfeit-money-and-he-got-arrested-wth-them\/","title":{"rendered":"I Let My Fianc\u00e9 Take My Children With Him to Pass Counterfeit Money and He Got Arrested With Them"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time I was engaged be married to a wonderful, kind, caring, meth user with a long history of violent crimes and an association with the Aryan Brotherhood.  One day, while I was at work and he was looking after my two sons, he took them along to Walmart to commit forgery by passing counterfeit money on items he would later return for a refund.  Well &#8230; he got caught and my son&#8217;s got to experience the joys and wonders of being arrested.<\/p>\n<p>I really am such a wonderful mother!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":162,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/162"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}