{"id":213,"date":"2016-02-18T22:34:18","date_gmt":"2016-02-19T06:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.desicapuano.com\/blogs\/?p=213"},"modified":"2023-12-26T19:11:00","modified_gmt":"2023-12-27T03:11:00","slug":"doesnt-it-really-seem-desiree-just-wants-the-worlds-sympathy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/doesnt-it-really-seem-desiree-just-wants-the-worlds-sympathy\/","title":{"rendered":"Doesn&#8217;t It Really Seem I Just Want the World&#8217;s Sympathy"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I claim this website is causing me problems and I wish it would go away.  So my big idea is to go on the news and inform hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of more people about it.  Either I&#8217;m a complete moron (very likely), or the truth is I <em>want<\/em> all the sympathy and pity I get from people because of this website (also very likely).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":162,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/162"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}