{"id":1287,"date":"2016-05-11T18:48:07","date_gmt":"2016-05-12T01:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.desicapuano.com\/blogs\/?p=1287"},"modified":"2023-11-06T09:05:28","modified_gmt":"2023-11-06T17:05:28","slug":"i-havent-taken-my-kids-to-the-dentist-since-january-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/i-havent-taken-my-kids-to-the-dentist-since-january-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"I Haven&#8217;t Taken My Kids to the Dentist Since January 2013!"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like trailer park mothers the world over, I always have time and money for weed and beer, but I&#8217;ll be damned if I&#8217;m going to be bothered with stupid shit like my kids&#8217; medical and dental care!  Yes, it&#8217;s been over 3 years since I&#8217;ve taken my kids to the dentist.  And I am damn proud of how wonderful of a mother I am!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":162,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/162"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.desireecapuano.org\/articles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}